1.. On being Late:"Kab shuru hui class?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"
"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga......."
" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
"wo bhi iss class ke liye "
2. During the lecture:"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is
........huuuummmmm........aaaaaaaa............."
"No sir.....I know the answer .......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"
"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."
"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"
"isse padhne se behtar hai khud hi padh lein, akhir samjh to kisi surat me nhi aana hai"
"abe khidki k bahar dekh kya mast ladki ja rhi hai"
"mai so rha hun, class khtm hone pe jga dena"
"Bhai woooo000ooo deeEEkh" (and the guy beside you wud reply "thanks yaar...tu hi mera saccha bhai hai")( ofcourse this is meant for boys)
3. Lab:"Expt. 2 likha??"
"last time tu aaya the kya?""
"Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai......merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
hai...."
4. Sessionals Test:"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga....."
"Oye ****** kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai........wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!
" waise bhi No. to test k hisab se milenge nhi,,, jo teacher k amnn me ayega mil jayenge"
5. For attendance"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua....."
"abe attendence dekhta kaun hai ?"
6. Late submission of assignments:" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"
"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "
7 . After exam:"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."
"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya..........fail pakka......."
"Yaar mere marks kisi ko btana mat........wo kya soochegi mere marks sun kar......."
8 . VIVA (b4 exam):"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha.....mood kaisa hai.."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai"
9 . Submission:"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
10 .Copying Assignments:"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........"
"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"
12. Exam:"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE
"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya.........."
I AGREE !! !!
Guys dis is smthng abt my coll
"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.
kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.
abki baar evn punnu ki class attend karne ka man karta hai
Kannu ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.
Hostels ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai
exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,
apni wo science canteen ki yaad aati hai
Police Line par wo xerox ki line yaad aati hai
tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.
Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.
Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.
bas ek bar aur
wapas lautne ka man karta hai."
Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:43 am